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Artist Interview: Cream Pie

In Italy 2005, Nikki Dick sought out to form a band in the spirit of 80s hair metal. Four years later, Cream Pie has relocated to Florida and is melting faces in the name of GnR, Skid Row, Crue, LA Guns, W.A.S.P. and every other sleeze rock/hair band that we love. The band's debut album Dirty Job was released in 2008, and the band continues to tour, and has discovered a great deal of success on myspace. We caught up with Nikki (guitar), Phantom (guitar), and Brian Kent (drums) . . .



FROMAN: What are your feelings on the music industry today?

Nikki: It's kinda a jungle. There are thousands bands and artists playin' all kinds of music and ready to sell their asses to even do something bigger.
Brian: I totally agree with Nikki, there are lots of bands in the music industry, and the majority of these bands are very ridiculous.

FROMAN: Who are your biggest musical influences?

Nikki: Personally the street metal of the 80's (Guns N' Roses majorly), Beatles, Stones, Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Metallica, Sex Pistols...and I love Chinese Democracy.
Phantom: 80s street rock and glam metal, but also punk rock and a bit of thrash metal and visual kei.
Brian: I'm influenced by bands like Guns N' Roses, Motley Crue, Aerosmith, Kiss, Rolling Stones, Led Zeppelin, Metallica, Def Leppard, AC/DC, L.A. Guns, Cinderella, Skid Row, Whitesnake, Hanoi Rocks, W.A.S.P., Ramones.

FROMAN: What's different about your music that makes it worth listening to?

Nikki: Oh man, I don't know... let me think... the energy, the attitude and the songs' quality I guess.
Phantom: We take it seriously!!
Brian: The rage and the spontaneity of our songs.

FROMAN: What's the worst thing that's ever happened during a live performance?

Nikki: The sound on stage is messed up almost everytime thanks to the genius soundguys that we find in the clubs.
Phantom: The drums wasn't there! hahah

FROMAN: You guys know in America, a cream pie refers to a vagina that's had a load of semen shot into it.(And note, semen ON a vagina is NOT a cream pie. Cream pies have cream on the INSIDE. A vagina that merely has semen ON it is just a messy vagina). Is this what you guys were going for when naming the band? I mean, pie is american, why not go for canoli?

Nikki: Actually canoli is an american word too. The italian one is "cannuoli". And anyway it would sound really bad. So yeah, let's think about the messy vagina and keep it like Cream Pie.

FROMAN: The music scene desperately needs more hard rockin, adrenaline powered, pussy smashing rock music. For those who don't know about Cream Pie, what will one see and hear at a Cream Pie concert?

Nikki: Surely a very good show, a lot of guitar playin', a lot of screamin', a powerful drumming, some throbbing basslines, a lot of energy, attitude, and much much fun.
Phantom: and some naked Italian guys!
Brian: Our shows are totally crazy, nobody knows what can really happen.

FROMAN: You guys were inspired by the hair metal scene. What's your all-star hair band if you could create one? Who plays what?

Nikki: I'd just leave the bands like they were, everyone was perfect in their own time. Don't make me fuck things up and create some kind of monster!

Brian: It's very easy: Axl Rose, Slash, Izzy Stradlin, Duff McKagan, Steven Adler, anything else?

FROMAN: Who gets the most pussy in the band?

Phantom: Brian, absolutely, then me! hahaha
Brian: I really don't know, we don't count the pussy we get.

FROMAN: What the major differences between Italian and American groupies?

Brian: There are no differences for me, the pussy is always the pussy!!!
Phantom: Italian groupies don't exist, those girls just want to fuck someone at the show...which is good!!

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