Snickers' new ad and campaign uses one of my childhood idols in a horrible ad that I unfortunately can't unsee. How bad is it?
A) Ewing is in the worst shape of his life and there's no chance he's dunking anymore
B) The backboard doesn't shatter, it freaking explodes
C) The line "Whats up Ryan!?" could not be cheesier or more whiteboy of a line, he might as well be asking Chet if he wants to go sailing.
D) Who the hell wants to get dunked on and subsequently have Ewing's balls smacked in your face?
E) Patrick Ewing? More like Patrick CHEWING!! heeeyyooo! Wacka!! Wacka!!
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