Are you sick of getting caught staring at huge sparkly boobs by your girl friend? Don't you think its high time for men to fight back? Well so does comedian Willie Barcena and he's doing something life changing about it. BALL SPARKLES. Sounds amazing, right? Hell yeah it does, and you can be the first of your friends to stop getting caught and start sparkling the hell out of your balls and turning the tables on these girls.
Heres what you do:
Send the best picture you can find of a kid getting caught staring at boobs to
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. After one week, if yours is the best you'll win: 1 Grand Prize winner received a signed “Ball Sparkles” Product Box (comes with sparkles and a copy of the Willie Barcena: Deal With It!DVD)
2 Runners up will receive a copy of the DVD. All losers can just buy it. Willie Barcena: Deal With It! Live Stand-Up Comedy DVD. Available everywhere May 5th. Order Here.
In honor of Babelgum’s 1stglobal premiere of Gorillaz documentary ‘Bananaz” we held a contest to give away the following prize:
"Demon Days" CD "Gorillaz" CD G Sides CD (b-sides from "Gorillaz") D Sides (b-sides from "Demon Days") Gorillaz Demon Days Live DVDPhase One: Celebrity Take Down DVD (music videos, shorts, special features)
All you had to do was email us a picture, video, gif etc... of a gorilla doing something. We received a ton of bizarre stuff including (but not limited to) gorillas eating poop, pissing in their own mouths, giving blowjobs and even flipping off people.
In honor of Babelgum’s 1stglobal premiere of Gorillaz documentary ‘Bananaz” we are giving away the following prize:
"Demon Days" CD "Gorillaz" CD G Sides CD (b-sides from "Gorillaz") D Sides (b-sides from "Demon Days") Gorillaz Demon Days Live DVDPhase One: Celebrity Take Down DVD (music videos, shorts, special features)
All you have to do is email us a picture, video, gif etc... of a gorilla doing something.
We are not saying what, but bonus points for some weird shit.The best submission wins.
Click here to check out the movie in its entirety.
It has been long rumored that Willie Nelson did in fact try to escape from the womb on April 20th instead of April 30th, 1933 in order to begin the 4:20 tradition, however, it just wasn't in the cards that day.
In addition to making his mark in the music and acting world he is also a great advocate for the legalization of marijuana. So, what better day than April 20th to give away his latest record. In actuality it isn't close to being new as it is a 17 track collection of songs written and recorded by Nelson between 1966-1970 entitled Naked Willie.
But, this is the first time it is being released so email us if you want a copy. (yes it is really that easy to win). FIRST 5 EMAILS GETS IT. Unfortunatly we cannot give away anything from his favorite passtime but we were able to compile a list of 100% true Willie Nelson facts.
Willie has been smoking pot so long he use to buy dime bags when they really cost a dime.
If you have an 1/8 of weed and Willie Nelson has an 1/8 of weed. Willie Nelson has more weed than you.
Willie Nelson can smoke a joint under water.
Willie Nelson doesn’t cough when he smokes coughing lets out a Willie Nelson.
One day when Willie Nelson found himself stranded in a tobacco field with a bag of weed but nothing to smoke it with, he improvised. You now know these as blunts. True story.
Willie Nelson taught Chuck Norris how to roll a joint.
The active ingredient in marijuanna is really called Willie Nelson.
Dallas Cowboys player Nate Newton was famously busted for trafficking 213 pounds of marijuana. Nate was on his way to Willies house.
One day all Willie had to smoke out of was an avacado and a snorkel... that day the bong was born.
Last week, in recognition of Sony's reissuing of Pearl Jam’s debut album Ten, we held a contest to win PJ's Legacy Edition album. This 2-disc set in a mini-LP style slipcase features six bonus tracks: "Brother," "Just A Girl," "State of Love and Trust," "Breath and a Scream," "2,000 Mile Blues" and "Evil Little Goat".
All you had to do was send us the baddest, most kick ass Ten-era, 90s-tastic internet video. The winning entry comes from Teddy V from Sunset Strip.
Pearl Jam's first ever show (10/22/1990)
"This was months before they took on the Mookie Blaylock moniker. I labeled the video tape as: 'Stone Gossard/Jeff Ament Post Love Bone Project - Off Ramp Cafe, Seattle WA 10/22/90' ... it was apparent during the show that this new "project" of theirs was certainly something special - during one of the songs you can hear me and Mike (the guy who's band played after them) talking and saying something to the effect of 'this is fucking beautiful...!'"
Sony is reissuing Pearl Jam’s debut album Ten on March 24th, in four new and expanded editions, and the Fro is psyched up. So much so that we're giving away the Legacy Edition of it. This 2-disc set in a mini-LP style slipcase features six bonus tracks: "Brother," "Just A Girl," "State of Love and Trust," "Breath and a Scream," "2,000 Mile Blues" and "Evil Little Goat".
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO.....is send us the baddest, most kick ass Ten-era, 90s-tastic internet video. Pearl Jam content is optional. It could be a music video, commercial, tv show intro....we really don't care. Just send it to us at
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and we'll let you know if you've won. Contest winner will be posted Tuesday 3/31.
The other editions to be released (which you'll have to buy yourself) will include:
Deluxe Edition (a 2-disc set plus the long-awaited first-ever release of Pearl Jam's mythic 1992 MTV Unplugged concert including never-before-seen bonus performance of "Oceans" with a 5.1 Surround Sound audio remix);
Vinyl Collection (two 12" LPs of the original TEN tracklisting remastered for vinyl including the new Brendan O'Brien remix);
Super Deluxe Edition (a 2-disc set plus DVD, 4 LPs including 1992's "Live at Magnuson Park" mixed by Brendan O'Brien, a cassette replica of the legendary "Momma-Son" demos of "Alive," "Once" and "Footsteps" and an Eddie Vedder-style composition notebook filled with replica personal notes, images and mementos from the collections of Eddie Vedder and Jeff Ament, a vellum envelope with replicated era-specific ephemera from Pearl Jam's early work and a two-sided print commemorating the Drop in the Park concert).
Hellooo New York. We are giving away 2 pairs of tickets for each show this weekend at BB Kings Club and Grill in NYC. Friday we have Appetite for Destruction and Saturday we have Zep Fest. All you have to do is email us (
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) that you want the tickets and if we like your email you will win.
Friday, January 30
A Tribute to GUNS ‘N’ ROSES with APPETITE FOR DESTRUCTION
Unlike many other tribute bands, AFD focuses explicitly on the audio and visual aspects of Guns N' Roses, and strives for duplication in both areas. These days, it's not enough to just sound like the band you're impersonating; patrons can get that act from countless cover bands. They come to see a show, and that includes the appearance, enthusiasm, and on-stage antics expected from a national act. Appetite for Destruction delivers that and more. Their catalog of Guns N' Roses songs is greater than that of any other in the country. They are able to perform over thirty-seven songs, which allows them to let the crowd often choose the set as they go along. All of the hit singles, rock radio staples, and GNR fan favorites are there. Not to be missed is the addition of keyboards, played by William "Axl" Shores himself, in the same vein as Guns N' Roses performed live. (You won't find that sixth "who's-that-guy-on-keyboards" member on stage playing piano on songs like November Rain and Estranged.) With the future of Axl Rose's upcoming GNR album uncertain at best, and the sucess of Slash's Velvet Revolver, audiences are craving for a Guns N' Roses fix all the more, and AFD aims to please.
Saturday, January 31
Zep Fest: The 40th Anniversary of LED ZEPPELIN I & II featuring
FREED LIVE performing Zep I and HINDENBERG performing Zep II HINDENBERG is a full blown Led Zeppelin experience exploding onto the northeast rock n' roll music scene. All songs remain the same. HINDENBERG have selected the best elements of Led Zeppelin's majestic song catalog to create one of the most intense classic rock acts around.
HINDENBERG features Mike McEwan of A PERFECT TOOL and ARCHIVES; Karl Cochran of JOE LYNN TURNER and ACE FREHLEY; Felix Hanemann of ZEBRA and Steve "Budgie" Werner of ACE FREHLEY and LESLIE WEST.
FREED LIVE!!! THE PREMIERE FREE TRIBUTE WILL BE PERFORMING LED ZEPPELIN I AT *ZEP FEST* A 40TH ANNIVERSARY CELEBRATION OF ZEPPELIN`S ARRIVAL ON THE MUSIC SCENE. FREED LIVE!!! FEATURES JIMMY KUNES (CACTUS/ SAVOY BROWN) ON LEAD VOCALS, PAUL MCGILLOWAY ON THE LES PAUL (MEMBER OF CODA, BOBBY RONDINELLI`S L.Z. PROJECT), DAN GRENNES ON BASS (PAUL AND DAN FROM ARLENE`S GROCERY ROCK`N`ROLL LIVE BAND) WITH DRUMMER ALAN CHILDS (DAVID BOWIE GLASS SPIDER TOUR WITH PETER FRAMPTON/ JOHN WAITE/ ROD STEWART)!!! *FREE WERE, ALONG WITH LED ZEPPELIN, ONE OF THE SEMINAL BRITISH ROCK BANDS OF THE 70`S AND EVOLVED INTO BAD COMPANY WHICH WERE THE 1ST SIGNING TO THE SWAN SONG LABEL. JIMMY KUNES HAS ALSO RECORDED AND PERFORMED WITH FREE/ BAD CO. DRUMMER SIMON KIRKE.
Attention rock and blues lovers.....We're giving away tickets for this Saturday's show at BB Kings in NYC, 8p
If you don't know who Johnny Winter is...then damn you! The man played woodstock for Christs sake.
Johnny became a major blues star in the 60s and 70s, growing his reputation thru lots of work with Muddy Waters. I've seen this man perform recently and it was incredible. He's old, pale, tatted up, can barely stand, lanky as hell and seems to be seconds away from death, but the man can still finger pick and shred with the best of them.
If you want a chance to win tickets, all you have to do is email us at
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. And as always, we'll let you bring one of your loser friends.
Mean Town Blues, Woodstock '69
Last week, in recognition of Sony's reissuing of Pearl Jam’s debut album Ten, we held a contest to win PJ's 
