The most obnoxious Starbucks order ever!
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You know what really grinds my gears?!

I was wandering the streets of New York the other day and after passing 50 Starbucks I decided I would stop in for a nice $5 cup of coffee. As always there is a line filled with girls trying so hard to be hot...you know the ones with the huge hand bags and sunglasses that cover half their face. These sunglasses create the illusion that this girl is smokin since all you can really see are her lips but once those come off the story can change very quickly my friends. On top of this they always order some insane combo of items like a half soy half skim mocha chi tea iced. Well after hearing that I decided to up the ante...The following is my order:

Can I have a grande 1/4 skim, 1/4 soy, 1/4  steamed whole milk, 1/4 1% steamed milk, 1/2 coffee, 1/4 black tea, 1/4 hot chocolate with 2 hots of espresso over ice but can you put it in a venti cup then mix it around and pour it into two tall cups and have whipped cream on one of them with a caramel swirl then in the other one 2 pumps of vanilla.

Thank You





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