I totally get the logic behind this. If you smell like a pile of shit covered in stale piss your sperm will transform any egg into a male.
AN Indian man who fathered seven daughters has not washed for 35 years in an apparent attempt to ensure his next child is a boy, newspapers report. Kailash "Kalau'' Singh replaces bathing and brushing his teeth with a "fire bath'' every evening when he stands on one leg beside a bonfire, smokes marijuana and says prayers to Lord Shiva, according to the Hindustan Times. "It's just like using water to take a bath,'' Kalau was reported as saying. "A fire bath helps kill germs and infection in the body.''Kalau, 63, from a village outside the holy city of Varanasi, outraged his family by refusing to take a ritual dip in the river Ganges even after his brother died five years ago.
"I still don't remember how it all began,'' he said in Saturday's edition of the paper."I just know it started about 35 years ago.'' Kalau's hygiene regime has taken its toll on his professional life. The grocery store that he used to own closed when customers stopped shopping there due to his "unhealthy personality'' and he now tills fields near Varanasi airport. Kalau, who wears two pullovers all through the Indian summer, said his pledge not to wash was a commitment to the "national interest.'' "I'll end this vow only when all problems confronting the nation end,'' he said.
But his neighbours in the village of Chatav said there was another reason for Kalau's washing boycott. "A seer once told Kalau that if he does not take a bath, he would be blessed with a male child,'' a man called Madhusudan told the paper. Most Indians prefer sons, who are typically regarded as breadwinners, while girls are seen as a burden because of the matrimonial dowry demanded by a groom's family and the fact that their earnings go to their husband's famil . via
Jean Cluade Van Damme may forever be known as being the leader in poorly acted and awesomely cheesey action films but at least he's trying to rectify this with his latest starring role in JCVD. In this part fictional and part non fictional crime thriller, Jean Claude plays himself- an action star in the twilight of his career back in Belgium and struggling to find work (that god damn Steven Segal keeps stealing his roles). He desperately needs to pay for his lawyer fees as he fights for custody over his daughter and things are getting desperate. Just when things couldn't get worse for Jean Claude he falls ass backwards into a bank robbery where he becomes the central figure due to his star status. As the movie progresses its told from different perspectives of the hostage situation and the plot unravels to find Jean Claude actually living in the real life hero he's so used to playing on the big screen.
Although its not a stretch role for him being he's playing himself, Jean Claude does an excellent job as the down on his luck aging star very much in the same way that Mickey Rourke nailed it in the Wrestler. The supporting characters are all decent enough and there are plenty of good comedic as well as a few action scenes that make the time on this movie fly by. Keep in mind that JCVD is a crime thriller and not in anyway your typical Jean Claude Van Damme action movie, and because of this it is fantastic. It might have taken some tough times for the most famous international action star to become a little selective with his roles but better late than never, because this one is all meat and no cheese.
I'm giving it 4 out of 5 round house kicks to the head.
A boss and his secretary who were having an affair saw their romantic tryst interrupted in a wince-inducing manner - after a car crash led her to accidentally bite his penis off.
According to reports in China Press and Sin Chew Daily, the 30-year-old woman was performing oral sex on her boss in a car in a Singapore park, when the car was struck by a reversing van.
The impact caused her to bite the man's penis off.
Just in case this wasn't already bad enough for those involved, the incident was observed by a private detective who had been sent by the woman's husband to catch them out.
He described how, shortly after parking, the car started to 'shake violently' - but then was hit by the van. He said that the woman screamed loudly, with her mouth covered in blood.
Helpfully, the investigator called an ambulance to take the man to hospital. His lover followed him there, with part of his penis.
The investigator said he's never seen an incident like it before.
So being we are just ending one of the worst times of the year for movies I figured I'd give out some advice on a good alternative to the crap thats out there now while its rainy and your looking for a cheap date before the summer weather and block busters start rolling in.
Read the full review here.
A design student made a battered old Skoda "disappear" by painting it to merge with the surrounding car park. Sara Watson, who is studying drawing at the University of Central Lancashire (Uclan), took three weeks to transform the car's appearance.
She created the illusion in the car park outside her studio at Uclan's Hanover Building in Preston. The car is now being used for advertising by the local recycling firm that donated the vehicle.
CALEXICO, Calif. - The hottest thing on the griddle at the Las Palmas restaurant these days isn't the food — it's the image of Our Lady of Guadalupe that a cook says she saw on the griddle.
Restaurant manager Brenda Martinez says more than 100 people have flocked to the small town of Calexico on the California-Mexico border to gaze at the likeness of the Virgin Mary since it was discovered as the griddle was being cleaned.
Among the awe-struck was a group of masked Mexican wrestlers who arrived Thursday for an exhibition at a nearby swap meet.
There are many different names for camel toe - Deer Hoof , Golden Arches, Moose Knuckle, Cats Paws, Mule Nose, Meat Drapes, Dinner Roll, Bearded Clam, Levi Lips - but whatever you call it, the "Cuchini" is here to cover up that unsightly Bikini Bizkit. Now, I've pulled a tissue or two out of a bra in my day, but this is just ridiculous. CHECK IT OUT HERE
A 10 month-old Taiwanese girl was severely burned at the hand of her father last week in Taiwan, after the man hook shotted her into a pot of boiling water
Mr. Huang, a 47 year-old alcoholic noodle factory owner, had been out all night drinking with some friends. When he returned home, very intoxicated, his girlfriend and the baby’s mother, Ms. Lin, was extremely angry and they began to argue.
Lin was holding their baby in her arms and at one point in the argument, dared Huang to throw their daughter into a gigantic wok of boiling water. Huang, furious and angry, jumped over and snatched his daughter from Lin and dumped her into the boiling water.
Lin in shock, managed to pull the baby out of the boiling water, but it was too late as 90% of the babies body was scalded.
She tried to cool the baby by running cold water on her and removing her clothing, but it only added to the babies pain as parts of her skin fell off. Lin ran with the baby to her house, where her brother rushed them to the hospital.
A doctor described the baby’s pain as ‘being slashed by a thousand knives’, and almost 10 times worse than labor pains.
I totally get the logic behind this. If you smell like a pile of shit covered in stale piss your sperm will transform any egg into a male.
A 10 month-old Taiwanese girl was severely burned at the hand of her father last week in Taiwan, after the man hook shotted her into a pot of boiling water