I am going to chalk this up to guilty pleasure like the latest Rambo, awesomely bad. I doubt they could have more actors in a movie who can't act for shit (besides Mickey Rourke): Sylvester Stallone, Dolph Lundgren, Jet Li, Jason Statham, Terry Crewe, Steve Austin, Eric Roberts, Danny Trejo. I don't think all of them add up to one good actor and this whole movie looks like its shot on some sound stage in Burbank and yet, I can't wait for it to open!
Hey bullies listen up, there's a new way to pick on sniveling nosed nerds in your neighborhood! The best part is, its like a sawed off, you can take down 2-3 Dungeons & Dragons elven warriors at a time.
The monkeys are just good wholesome family fun. The kids get to look at animals in their natural habitat AND learn some sex ed. Thats a 2 for 1 special, nothing wrong with that....
In an effort to get people off the escalator and on to the stairs (the stairs need love too!) a couple of Sweeds made a flight of stairs into a electronic piano much like the famous Tom Hanks scene in the 1988 feel good movie, Big. How lazy are we that we need incentives to use stairs? ...very.
